Unsuccessful inventions - Part 2

The pig iron

Unsuccessful inventions - Part 1

The sheep pen

Shortest stories - Part 2

Stew.
Sue: "To you.
Chew, Hugh!"
(Who? - The Jew.)
Hugh knew:
Sue's stew - goo.
"Pooh! Screw you."
Hugh threw.

Bed-wetter?

Some crazy thought ran through my head,
when Daisy brought a new, dry bed.

Employ Elton!

Everything ends easily - even eating Easter eggs.
Eerie!

Shortest stories - Part 1

Mist.
A fist!
Missed...
A twist - his wrist!
Pissed.

Rhyme me! - Part 5

Put almonds, olives and cannabis on a sandwich, then go to office:
You won't need that twelfth aspirin pill!

Simple maths

I won a piano yesterday.
It's too big for my appartment, though.
Well, at least it was free...
Maybe I'll find some use for it?

Draw Dennis!

Dutch donkeys discovered dry, dirty deserts.
Days drag - dreary donkeys die.
Don't!

Mixed up!

"Meow," said the cow.
"Cock-a-doodle-doo," replied the kangaroo.
"Baa, baa," added the cobra.

Magic Mosquitos

Massy midges sting messy witches.
"Ow!"
That itches.

Good ideas to improve the situation - Part 12

111. Count your fingers!
112. Fill your stockings with icecream!
113. Explore a kangaroo's brain!
114. Pollute the air!
115. Make a profit out of someone else's misery!
116. Deal illegally with maple syrup!
117. Destroy your wristwatch!
118. Plant an oak!
119. Smoke a dozen of cigars!
120. Think of at least 10 reasons why writing a list of good ideas to improve the situation is important for world economy!

Check Charlie!

Counselors comment, carrying colored crayons:
"Carrots cannot crumble, clay can."

Crazy.

Bring Barney!

Bitter:
Brutes bully brainy boys, but brides barely bother.

Ask Alfred!

American authors almost always avoid accusations against authorities.
African authors?
Also.

Zzz...

Lethargy can lead toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofsdhui.