Monday, June 23

Untold children's stories - Part 4

Itsy Bitsy Streaker

The itsy bitsy streaker ran through the soccer pitch.
Down came the referee and threw him in the ditch.
Muddy was the naked man hurting was his tail,
And the itsy bitsy streaker was quickly put in jail.

Sunday, June 22

Volkswagen!

Mowing, not moving.
Showing, not shoving.
Rowing, not roving.

Sometimes I feel you can get sick of rhyming.

Tuesday, June 17

Howdy!

Some "how-to-books" that should definitely be written in my opinion include:

How to...

... gain supernatural powers.
... make a dog look like a horse.
... sneeze without closing your eyes.
... die.
... make a banana picking machine.
... reanimate your favourite historical person.
... speak like Kermit the Frog.
... abbreviate abbreviations.

Sunday, June 15

Saturday, June 14

Mini-Biography

Born with scorn.
Raised in haste.
Lived in gift.
Died with pride.

Thursday, June 12

Maths for Dummies

Three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three equals sixty.
Now you know.

Wednesday, June 11

Huh?

Wen eb dluow dnuor
yaw rehto eht gnitirw taht
eulc eht ot emac tub,
sdrawrof etirw ot desu I.

Tuesday, June 10

Those strange, tiny mammals...

A hedgehog, quite vivid,
jumped into a hole.
D'you know why he did it?
To startle the mole!

Monday, June 9

Back to life!

No one here
to shoot some deer.

No one there
for "Thruth or Dare".

No one wants
to kiss his aunts.

No one likes
to paint old bikes.

No one but me.
Gee!