Itsy Bitsy Streaker
The itsy bitsy streaker ran through the soccer pitch.
Down came the referee and threw him in the ditch.
Muddy was the naked man hurting was his tail,
And the itsy bitsy streaker was quickly put in jail.
Monday, June 23
Sunday, June 22
Volkswagen!
Mowing, not moving.
Showing, not shoving.
Rowing, not roving.
Sometimes I feel you can get sick of rhyming.
Showing, not shoving.
Rowing, not roving.
Sometimes I feel you can get sick of rhyming.
Tuesday, June 17
Howdy!
Some "how-to-books" that should definitely be written in my opinion include:
How to...
... gain supernatural powers.
... make a dog look like a horse.
... sneeze without closing your eyes.
... die.
... make a banana picking machine.
... reanimate your favourite historical person.
... speak like Kermit the Frog.
... abbreviate abbreviations.
How to...
... gain supernatural powers.
... make a dog look like a horse.
... sneeze without closing your eyes.
... die.
... make a banana picking machine.
... reanimate your favourite historical person.
... speak like Kermit the Frog.
... abbreviate abbreviations.
Sunday, June 15
Saturday, June 14
Thursday, June 12
Maths for Dummies
Three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three plus three equals sixty.
Now you know.
Now you know.
Wednesday, June 11
Tuesday, June 10
Those strange, tiny mammals...
A hedgehog, quite vivid,
jumped into a hole.
D'you know why he did it?
To startle the mole!
jumped into a hole.
D'you know why he did it?
To startle the mole!
Monday, June 9
Back to life!
No one here
to shoot some deer.
No one there
for "Thruth or Dare".
No one wants
to kiss his aunts.
No one likes
to paint old bikes.
No one but me.
Gee!
to shoot some deer.
No one there
for "Thruth or Dare".
No one wants
to kiss his aunts.
No one likes
to paint old bikes.
No one but me.
Gee!
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