Jesus knows little more!

A boy called Devon emigrated from Georgia, hopeless idiot.

Guess what's that... (5)

Hmm...what could that be?

Mark the line for the solution:
It' a fairy tale!

Rhyme me! - Part 3

A bachelor,
after his ninth pint of beer,
starts the engine,
being held hostage by angry monsters.

Chaos.

Useful rules of thumb - Part 2

Zoological classifications:

"A camel's a mammal."

Exciting questions

Will Jill kill Phil?
Will Will feel ill?
Will Bill still chill?

What a thrill...

Good ideas to improve the situation - Part 9

81. Have a cup of green tea!
82. Ignore your biology teacher!
83. Set your alarm clock to 2 am!
84. Dry a frog!
85. Clone your keyboard!
86. Brush your fingernails!
87. Call your favorite vice president!
88. Sleep on the kitchen table!
89. Hunt some oak leaves!
90. Read a book backwards!

Useful rules of thumb - Part 1

Cooking vegetable soup:

"First shopping, then chopping."

Untold chlidren's poems - Part 2

Jack kicks the bucket

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fill their water pail.
Down fell Jack and broke his neck
And instantly went pale.

Down Jill peeked and out she freaked
And madly raced her heart;
Beside Jack's dead and lifeless head
The pail had come apart.

Sense-ible advice

Can you hear the sun shining?
Can you smell a child whining?
Can you see the garbage stink?
Then maybe you should have a drink.

Up, up and away

"I'd like to dance in France by chance,"
said Anne and ran to her van.

Good ideas to improve the situation - Part 8

71. Set fire in the nearest supermarket!
72. Act like a crazy, flying frog!
73. Propose to a club!
74. Bring back my bonnie to me!
75. Read some interesting information about penguins!
76. Watch your satellite dish!
77. Cause a leathal accident with the help of a fish and a log!
78. Clap your hands!
79. Milk your hamster!
80. Jump and run!

Rhyme me! - Part 2

It's obvious:
Every citizen is different.
Some like pizza, some prefer chocolate.
That's justice.

Incompetent Library Guide

"Don't look at the book that you took!"

Incompetent Zoo Guide

"That boar is a bore - just ignore."

Rhyme me! - Part 1

Last month I glimpsed an empty galaxy.
I saw a shadow of a penguin - nothing else.
Angst.
Feeling anxious.

Good ideas to improve the situation - Part 7

61. Cross your legs and jump into the air!
62. Draw a map of Paris!
63. Heat some blood!
64. Get a four-headed baby!
65. Find a treasure!
66. Run into a mirror!
67. Hug a bee!
68. Mix different types of tea!
69. Talk rubbish!
70. Build a fence out of lemon grass!

Untold children's poems - Part 1

Mary had a piece of ham

Mary had a piece of ham,
Its rind was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The ham was sure to go.

She took it to her school one day;
That was against the rule.
It made the children highly gay
To eat some ham at school.

But when the teacher saw the meat,
he threw it out of there.
And so it rested on the street
Till Mary did appear.

"Why does she have that big a ham?"
The eager children cry.
"Why, Mary used to have a lamb,"
The teacher did reply.

Minimum definitions

Lust:
It's just that I must.

Fear:
I hear someone near.

Sorrow:
Is there war, oh, tomorrow?

Fun:
The run's just begun.

Hate:
I ate my mate.