Messed.

There was a chest on my chest,
quite vast, to add zest.
I guessed I'd protest,
so, distressedly, I pressed
and released my breast.

Good ideas to improve the situation - Part 6

51. Lose your temper!
52. Spend some time with a drawer!
53. Tell someone a fun joke!
54. Have a family strife!
55. Eat a rubber chicken!
56. Slide down an icy hill!
57. Write an essay about swings!
58. Suck your thumb!
59. Break some glass!
60. Dig a cone into the sand!

Narcissism

There was a man in Hawaii,
Who had only one eye.
I stared in the sky
when he came passing by.
Sigh.

He seemed quite shy,
although strangely sly.
All in all a nice guy,
in his hands apple pie.
My!

He stopped and said "Hi!"
I was wondering why,
then thought: "Why not reply?"
So I told him a lie.
Aye.

Guess what's that... (4)

...or rather: Guess who's that!

Mark the line for the solution:

It's Hairy Potter!

Cruel things happen.

Nash: "Cash?"
A rash lash: a gash.
Bash him!
A dash of mash - hash.
His sash: ash.
Quash it!
Wash yor hand.
End.