Good ideas to improve the situation - Part 3

21. Work out a plan to conquer your favorite planet!
22. Stick a fork into a horse's nostrils!
23. Catch a maple leaf!
24. Sing a song about porridge!
25. Clean your glasses, if there!
26. Climb a garbage can!
27. Grow a beard!
28. Give up!
29. Press a red button!
30. Eat raw onions!

Cross Crustaceans

Can crabs get crabby? If so, what can lobsters get?
Lobstrish?

Guess what's that... (2)

Try to think of what word the picture refers to! It's a bit more difficult than the last one, but I expect you to solve it!


Do you want to check the solution? Here it is (mark the line - as always):
Swimming trunks!

Good ideas to improve the situation - Part 2

I told you there'd be more... here we go:

11. Send a letter to the stars!
12. Build a shed for your favourite hedgehog!
13. Ride a mutant ant!
14. Kiss a frog!
15. Create a comic character called "Carl Cucumber"!
16. Tear your curtains!
17. Chew bamboo!
18. Light a fire using a pencil and your nose!
19. Stop breathing!
20. Fill concrete into your stockings!

Reversed Puns

Everyone knows that kind of jokes where the is a question like:

"What do you call a cipher when it's disguised?"

And then a fun, ambigous answer:

"Dresscode."

To challenge you a bit, I want to give you only the answer so that you can think of a possible fun question - like at Jeopardy, actually! (Solutions are there, you just have to mark them!)

Unicorn.

What kind of grain can be found at college?

Mistake.

What kind of desease could you get from foggy weather?

Suitcase.

How did the police call the investigations about some stolen tuxedos?

Lapland.

What region is located on thighs?

The jolliest time of the year

It's the end of November - time to start buying presents for you family and friends.

What for?

Easter, of course!

Good ideas to improve the situation - Part 1

Do you sometimes feel uncomfortable? Bored? Threatened?
In this series I want to give you some tips on how you can improve these situations. Here are ten of them:

1. Cry loudly: "Pineapple juice!"
2. Draw a flying camel!
3. Drink blood!
4. Pick a poisoned flower!
5. Write a short story about Rudolph Rabbit and his friends Tina Turtle and Cathy Cat!
6. Buy a dozen of pencils!
7. Travel to Monsaraz!
8. Visit a blond relative of yours!
9. Cut an oak!
10. Throw away your liver!

Don't risk to miss the other tips and come back, because the list is going to be updated soon!

Let's talk about poems!

Did you know my favourite English poem? I guess you don't - here you go:

Roses are red
and violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme,
this one doesn't.

Evil!

It's only two syllables. Two letters even. Yet, it's the most evil English expression I know. You know what I mean.

Moving like a grasshopper swarm from one person to the other, eating his/her brain and manipulating him/her so that they will never stop to use "the evil expression", the strongly addictive word combination has to be strictly banned.

"The evil expression" should not be used. Never.

That's my opinion and I'm going to fight for it.

But for now,

See you!

TV Shows to be produced

Have you ever thought about inventing a new TV show? I did. See the results:

CSI: Bruck an der Leitha

They are already investigating so many American cities, so why not send them over to a small Austrian town?

Stars - The truth

A show where celebs are actually shown at what they are known for! No standard dance, no opera arias, no ice-skating, soccer, saucer painting or whatever.

Who's the dumbest?

The goal of this quiz show is to give the most stupid answers. As a reward, the winner is thrown into a water container full of crocodiles.

Big Mother Hen

Something for peepers and animal lovers: A bunch of animals has to live in one big cage for two months. Every Friday, you can decide who of them should leave.
I'm still unsure which animals would work together. Maybe a cat, a zebra, a cow, a blackbird and a whale...?

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I'm gonna be a star...

Guess what's that...

Try to find the answer... it's not that complicated!






Okay, for those of you who really don't get it - the solution (mark the following line to read it!):
What you see on the picture are headquarters!

The most important question of all...

...has to be answered first.

What is the difference between camels and cucumbers?

Well, apart from the obvious differences - you know, one of them is a hairy, brown animal, the other a plain, green vegetable etc., etc. - there should be mentioned the following ones:

• The word camel consists of two syllables, the word cucumber of three.
• Cucumber leaves are pentagonal, camels only even-toed.
• Being cool as a cucumber is a nice characteristic, whereas being hot as a camel seems to be rather annoying to me.
• Cucumbers cannot walk, camels can.
• Cucumbers are related to melons, camels aren't.
• Vegetarians eat cucumbers, but not camels.

This topic could really be useful in case you get stuck in a lift and do not know what to talk about with your "roommate".