T...lips!

Angry Daddy

No matter how far
you are,
I won't let you go
to Joe.

No
car.

Must be mussed up!

"Not a knot,
but a butt!"
said the sad
knight at night.

Minimum definitions - 2

Sin:
A win of chagrin?

Greed:
I need that indeed.

Calm:
A tom on my palm.

Strife:
My wife fetched a knife.

Joy:
Oh boy, a toy!

EU-phoria - Part 2

A good friend of mine, the German Herman,
went to some lonely Norwegian region.
Much to his surprise he met his Swiss sis,
wearing a new dress with some Dutch touch.

EU-phoria - Part 1

I cleaned my French bench
with some Polish polish,
then paid my Italian stallion
with a Czech check.

Unsuccessful inventions - Part 2

The pig iron

Unsuccessful inventions - Part 1

The sheep pen

Shortest stories - Part 2

Stew.
Sue: "To you.
Chew, Hugh!"
(Who? - The Jew.)
Hugh knew:
Sue's stew - goo.
"Pooh! Screw you."
Hugh threw.

Bed-wetter?

Some crazy thought ran through my head,
when Daisy brought a new, dry bed.